Wednesday, August 11, 2010

Dear John Updike


Every single character in John Updikes oeuvre is having an affair! All the women are drinking gin and following their married neighbors to the upstairs bathrooms; all married couples are frankly discussing their partner's lovers/fake-lovers/red-herrings/blatant assignation.

While we assume its the emotional void of shrunken masculinity rubbing elbows with America's discomfort with women's lib, its actually because young John Updike was so good-looking in an Adrian Brody way that he was the home-wrecker for every house in his neighborhood.

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